You mean to say it's April Fools Day?

Amongst my colleagues, I am notoriously outspoken regarding my utter disdain for a particular big-boxed company who shall remain un-named. I will let the pictures speak for themselves.

This morning as I approached my desk, I saw this:



and this:



and this:



I was a good sport about it. I left the decorations up, endured comments such as "hey bag lady!" or "What isle will I find the kleenex?" and even donned the smock for a photo op:



That's right beeyotches, that smock has a name tag with MY NAME on it. It's okay to admit that you're jealous.

I had people from all over the building visit my desk today. Everyone heard of "that desk", and had to see it for themselves. I heard very passionate statements that were both proponent's and opponent's for the corporation.

At the end of the day, as I take the decorations down, I pondered what to do with these plastic bags. I know I'll never use them, and I'm way too eco-conscious to simply throw them away... do I take them back to the nearest establishment to recycle? Nah... too much effort for me. Do I stack them on the culprits desk and let her dispose of them? THE CULPRIT!!!!

Payback is a bitch, baybeee! Her desk, as I left work:





Who's the Boss???



But I'm keeping the smock!!! You can't have it back!