Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Weirdness ensues

More on the weird stuff. I have to direct your attention to the comments on my post below about my weird traits. My BFF Shiree tried to sneak in some weird things about herself thinking that they would go un-noticed, and I can't have that. Everyone should get to experience the joy that is Shiree, in whatever way possible.

Now I get to sing the praises about my friend, because it's my blog and I'll gush if I want to.

Shiree has a smile that brightens any room she enters. There are some people in crowds who do everything they can to be the center of attention, then there are people who just are. This is the type of person that everyone is drawn to and can't stop staring at. The latter is Shiree. She has the most infectious laugh that I've ever heard, you can't not enjoy every moment of being in her presence. She dances like Shakira at 3 in the morning when everyone else is coming off of their drunken stupors and ready to crash. She is more crafty than Martha Stewart, plays the drums like a rockstar (I'm not kidding!), and has been known to wake her husband in the middle of the night to give HIM oral satisfaction. Yup, she is, without a doubt, the perfect woman. And I'm lucky enough to call her BFF!

Here we are, with one of our other BFF's Erica, at the party that we met La at last year:

I'm sandwiched between Erica (left) and Shiree (right), which is how I like it! We are post tequila shot with oranges and just as happy as can be.

I love you Shiree, and all the weirdness that comes with you is just the icing on the cake!

(PS- happy late birthday to Rob! It was the 18th and I totally flaked. I'm sorry, Rob!!)

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

OH. MY. GOD. I am sooooo embarassed! I'm sitting here as red in the face as I am in that picture!!! You ruined my sneaky-ness!

I feel so flattered to be considered BFF status. And don't you all LOVE how she egzadurates? Plus..it would be really cool if I knew how to spell "eggsagerates" (I don't like that word anymore)

And how did you know about "midnight lovin"? Wait, don't tell me...I told you and you pretended to forget?

Christy...I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU!!!

And I don't dance like Shakira for just anyone....it has to be someone REALLY special!!!

Anonymous said...

You guys are really cool, and I LOVE that photo. I have it saved in my personal photos from when I got it off Cherry. :-)

Happy late b-day to Rob, too!

Sister Mary Lisa said...

I think it's great that you dedicated a post to a good friend. Not just a good friend, but a BFF! Wow.

I don't think you exaggerate, either. With a memory like that, it'd be easy to totally tell the truth, and still sound like you were exaggerating.

Christy said...

Shiree- Jer just commented that you're an immediate gratifcation kind of girl. But he needs to come here and leave his OWN damn comment! I love YOU! And miss you. I've only seen you once this month and once last month, that's not nearly enough. I'm not going to allow you to hibernate anymore. I may start kidnapping you!

Wry- that picture would be so much better if you were in it with us!

SML- thanks for knowing how to spell exaggerating! ;-) Yeah, my memory is insane... not exaggerating one bit!

Don said...

How could you forget the table dancing, Christy?

Shiree, there's always something missing when you're not at a party. A little bit of the fun.

I'll hold a box fan for you any day.

Anonymous said...

Awe...I miss you too! I'm glad somebody knew how to spell exaggerating too...I like that word again now...even if you're not exaggerating, you still somehow made me sound better than reality....I don't know how you do that, but you ALWAYS do! Wierd!

Jer...I knew you'd come through for me with the fan! I'll be counting on you next time I'm just enough drunk...to think I'm Hot enough to dance like Shakira...only tequila can make me think that!

Sideon said...

It's times like this (when people are mentioning dancing and BFFs and tequila) that I really wish I lived closer to Utah.

Not TOO close, mind you. But close enough to get there more often.

Bishop Rick said...

I can't get passed the part about 3am...not sure why.

Regina Filangi said...

You guys are soooo lucky to have each other(heehee I almost spelled lucky, licky).

I've looked everywhere but there are no Shirees, Christys or Erica's in Miami. Yep, Utah's lookin better and better.

Anonymous said...

I fucking love all three of you. This is a really good argument for polygamy in some form or another.

Sister Mary Lisa said...

Confession: I totally had to look up the word exaggerate.. Honest.

Anonymous said...

I'm with BR...still thinking about 3:00 am. Gotta go.

Anonymous said...

Wow! SisterML, thank you for the confession!!! That makes me feel soooo much better! I guess I should've looked it up too huh?

Sumwun said...

Hey Christy, your blog is lascivious good read too! I haven't been able to leave my desk for an hour. Anywho...how are you doing?

Christy said...

Ah yes, Shiree's table dancing skillz rock! As do her Shakira dancing skillz. There is nothing that Shiree can't do better than anyone else!

Sideon, when are you coming to Utah again? You have to party with us next time, I won't take no for an answer!

Regina- we are lucky, I agree. We would love to have you here to be BFF's with us! Let me know when you decide to move back to Utah! ;-)

Pete- rawr! Actually, if these two were to be my sister wives, I would have NO problem with the polygamy concept.

SumWun- I'm doing just fine baby, how YOU doin'?

Bishop Rick said...

I hear Shiree's hips don't lie.

Sumwun said...

Christy, I am great. I like ALL your music tastes greatly. I also enjoy, in light of the holiday, searching for "Christ" to find your posts in other blogs. Though you are WAY hotter. Cheers.

Yes I said you were hotter than Jesus. I can't explain it.

Christy said...

sumwun- great, so when are you going to ask me out? ;-)

Sideon said...

Hey there, Christy.

We might drive in on the 28th - not sure yet. If we do come into Utah, I could foresee a gathering of the long-lost tribes and partaking of vast amounts of alcohol.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Christy. Yea, Shiree is quite the catch and I am very lucky to have her. She does have a way of becoming the center of attention without trying. She actually gets embarrassed when you point out that she is being the center of attention. You are such an awesome friend to give her BFF status.

I love that pic. You three look HOT together!! Can I just marry all three of you?? Wait, I can just make you and Erica my spiritual wives. (Ok, maybe a few earthly benefits).

And about the oral satisfaction thing.. Yes, Shiree has been known to pull me into a bathroom or under a trampoline or right next to somebody else and do that. I am very lucky to have somebody who is adventurous like that. But, just so you know, I do return the favor sometimes. She deserves all the pleasure I can give her.

Christy said...

Sideon- no WAY! If you are able to get here, have your people call my people, okay?

Rob- I am the lucky one to have a friend like Shiree! After I met her for the first time I though "Why did it take me this long to meet her, where has she been all my life??" Thanks about the pic, I love it too! And I'm sure you return the favor, you're just not a selfish type of guy! ;-)

Thunderchops said...

We may have only met her once in person, but Tiffany and I agree that Shiree is good people. :)

Anonymous said...

Hey Christy...so, as time goes by, I get more and more nervous about this picture being #1 on google search. I'm just wondering if you wouldn't mind taking it off now, since it's an old post and everything??? Pretty please? I LOVE YOU!