Sunday, October 29, 2006

Lessons learned from this years Halloween Party

  • Apparently wearing a bunny tail pinned on your ass is equivalent to an open invitation for ALL to grab it. (not that I'm complaining. I think I'm going to start wearing a bunny tail every day, from now on)
  • No matter how much tequila is brought to a party, it will all be gone by the time the night is over.
  • Men will not eat cake that is shaped like a penis, no matter how good it tastes.
  • Having a co-worker show up unexpectedly is a major buzz kill. Especially when you work on projects together in the same small department, and you're dressed like a playboy bunny.
  • If you ever get a chance to sleep with Eric, I highly recommend it.
  • Thunderchops and his wife are both extremely adorable and sweet. I wanted to take them home with me.
  • My husband can pull off the Brandon Flowers look very well.
  • Some people love their DDR, no matter what else may be going on in the same room.
  • Even if you send out the rules beforehand, you still can't get people to play or understand "Murder in the Dark" when they're drunk.

Miraculously, I don't have a hangover today, even after just 2 hours of sleep. Now I need to start thinking about what I'm going to be next year.....

25 comments:

from the ashes said...

You horrible, drunk apostates! You're all going to hell!

And I am sooooo jealous.

Especially since all my Halloween parties involve children, trick-or-treating involving nothing but candy, and daylight hours.

Anonymous said...

Speechless...

La said...

Ah, just woke up! You beat me to it, Christy! I pretty much worship you now. And, I am pleased that I did not have to kick your ass after all.

Does it bug you that Jer was WAY turning me and Shree on with the whole Brandon Flowers thing? I hope not... ;)

Christy said...

Haha, yeah... good times, good times. And lest anyone gets the wrong idea, this is what sleeping with Eric involved: One room was full of people watching a movie. The other room had 2 couches. One had Eric, the other had previously mentioned co-worker. I was NOT going to sleep on the same couch as my co-worker. Eric was asleep on one side of the other couch, so I took the other side. When my husband woke me up to have me go upstairs to sleep, Eric's head was on my back. I wish my husband didn't wake me up... I got more sleep on the couch than I did on the inflatable bed.

And La, no-- I'm glad Jer was able to turn you and Shree on. We ought to be careful on the encouragement though, or else he's going to start wearing eyeliner and shaving a gap in his mustache every day.

La said...

Yeah there was something about that eyeliner... Mmm. 'Sall I'm sayin'.

Rebecca said...

One more thing to add: Rebecca is an old granny who is asleep when you call her at 11 and leave a drunken message. Which she laughs about when she listens to it in the morning.

*sigh* Utah is ALMOST seeming appealing right about now. Better idea: YOU all move to NJ! WOO-HOO!!!

Anonymous said...

I learned you can't properly dance like Shakira with a lame-ass blow dryer in the hands of four drunk people...I better have a fan next time!!!

None the less.....good times!

Anonymous said...

p.s. I seriously thought you were going to be a cake!!!

Bishop Rick said...

Where are those pics you promised? Or LA promised for you?

Anonymous said...

Hey Christy, can I get your permission to post pictures from our camera...with you in them...on cherry. Just asking...You can approve them and everything first...if not, I'll understand.

Christy said...

Oh Shiree I meant to say something about how friends dancing like Shakira at 3 in the morning is enough to wake me out of an unsettled sleep. And thanks for asking my permission about this pictures, this is why we're BFF's. Email them to me first for final approval? I'm truly terrified of what pictures of me may surface. Yowza.

Christy said...

Shiree- I just looked at Jeff and Keri's pictures, I'm okay with any of those being posted. Now I'll just try to patiently wait for yours.

Anonymous said...

I am so very jealous. I am in tears right now because I was not able to participate.

Anonymous said...

Okay...I'm just seeing the pictures this morning...

Holy shit! Were we shooting a porno movie or something?!!!

I am definately erasing A LOT of those pictures. Aparently Rob was just snapping away the whole night!

Christy said...

Shiree, speak for yourself! Remember, I had a co-worker arrive? I was on my best behavior!

Ros, I wish you could have been there!

Sister Mary Lisa said...

Jealousy rears its ugly head.....

Anonymous said...

You're right Christy...it was just me..totally sorry...

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I just couldn't help it.. There was some great stuff going on at that party and I had to have some material for my personal spank bank.. ((JK)) You guys are all just very hot..

Rob

Christy said...

Shiree, it definitely wasn't just you. In fact, I don't recall you being in any hanky panky, so if it happened, I wasn't looking. I just know that it wasn't me... (as the halo appears over my head).

And Rob, oh behave! :)

Thunderchops said...
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Thunderchops said...

You'll find no hanky panky in Stevesville either.









:(


"Thunderchops and his wife are both extremely adorable and sweet. I wanted to take them home with me."

Aww shucks. We don't know how to take flattery so I'll do the blushing for both of us.

You two rock, and that tail was an awesome target even if I didn't take advantage of it.

-Stever

Thunderchops said...

"Some people love their DDR, no matter what else may be going on in the same room."

The way I see it, DDR was preventing a case of blue balls.



" Even if you send out the rules beforehand, you still can't get people to play or understand "Murder in the Dark" when they're drunk."

I found the killer the one and only time we played! Where's my cookie dammit!

Christy said...

Chops, it's about damn time you got your own blog. I can't wait to read your writings.

Anonymous said...

(what's DDR?)

Christy said...

DDR is Dance Dance Revolution. It's a video game with arrows on dance pads. It's actually very fun, and quite the workout. You can set up two dueling pads so people can go head to head. I didn't do that this year.... after I won the hula hoop contest last year, I decided to let someone else have the crowning glory of DDR queen.